Mother's Day Goth

Why are all these Mother's Day cards so sickly-sweet?
   What do you do if your mum is a Goth?
   I guess you could rip the card up a little, and shit on it.
   Yeah, nice.

CUTS TO:
   Gives "Goth" card to mum.
   "?!," she says.
   "I thought you were a goth?"
   "No."
   "Well, you wear a lot of black."
   "It's Chanel -- a little black dress -- like Audrey Hepburn."
   "Oh ... so you would prefer a card with pink flowers on then?"
   "Yes."
   "Hmmm ... I'd better not give you your present then."